Man On Roof Waiting For God

Just then another man came by in a row boat.

Man on roof waiting for god. He was praying to god for help. He says to god i prayed every day and was a very religious man. My god will save me. The man in the boat invited the other man to get in and he d save him.

The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him. Sadly the drowning man did drown. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. Naturally the speedboat driver offered to rescue this man.

I m waiting for my god to save me the drowning man said. The man on the porch said no thanks i m waiting for god to rescue me. The speedboat driver was obviously surprised but since it was so apparent that this drowning man refused to accept his help he decided to speed away never to return. As the flood waters rose a man was on the porch of his house and prayed that god would save him from drowning in the flood.

The waters rose higher and higher and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away and alas the poor man drowned. He went to heaven where he sees god. Upon arriving in heaven the man marched straight over to god. Thanks but no thanks mate.

When in heaven the man stood before god and asked i put all of my faith in you. The flooding water came over the roof and caught him up and swept him away. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him.

Heavenly father he said i had faith in you. God will save me and so the man that had come to save the drowning man returned to shore. Why didn t you come and save me and god said son i sent you a warning. But the man still wouldn t get in.

Of course the drowning man still refuses and says no thanks. The man in the house said no thanks i m waiting for god to rescue me can you see where this is going the waters kept on rising. Soon the man was forced to climb up onto his roof. When in heaven the man stood before god and asked i put all of my faith in you.

A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. Why didn t you come and save me and god said son i sent you a warning.